Nope, this isn’t a golfer with an absolutely massive hand, it’s a very small but perfectly recreated Rolls-Royce Cullinan. The 1/8 scale model is built by Rolls-Royce itself and uses more than 1000 true-to-life-but-very-shrunken components.
Want more daft numbers? Okay then. It takes 450 hours to put together by hand, and if you want one you can pick any colour you like from a 40,000-strong palette, and that too will be applied by hand. And if you can’t choose between those 40,000 you can actually pick your own colour, matched to anything you like. The suntan on your groundskeeper's back, for example.
It gets better. Rolls-Royce will let you choose interior trim and leather colour in the same way you would a proper car, including the stitching. The wood in the dashboard and doors is real. Under the bonnet there’s a faithful recreation of the car’s BMW-sourced 6.75-litre V12. And the headlights work – the car comes with a remote control so you can make them work without removing the 100cm long display case.
That Lego Lamborghini Sian seemed quite expensive and complicated until now, right? (That Lego Sian being a £349 model with 3696 pieces, taking around 20 hours to complete.)
The actual Cullinan might look a bit like a London cab but it’s pitched as the ultimate SUV, with a starting price of around £275,000 making it twice as pricey as a Bentley Bentayga.
Keyword: This tiny Rolls-Royce costs the same as an actual BMW X1