Dartz Prombron Black StallionLatvian carmaker Dartz has a history of creating outlandish SUVs, and if you're looking to ride out the apocalypse in cigar-smoking, whiskey-drinking style, then the Prombron Black Stallion is the car for you. The latest in a line of custom-built Prombron SUVs, the Black Stallion takes either a Hummer H2 chassis or a Mercedes-Benz G-Class and adds a boxy armored exterior and an interior fit for the most discerning of dictators, with five different types of leather used for the upholstery, including stingray leather and Mississippi alligator leather.There are skull motifs dotted around the car, something which Dartz says is a "military-born tradition," and various upgrades including gemstone accents are available depending on your preferences (and budget). Curiously, Dartz doesn't say much about the specifics of the armor plating or even what engine is hiding underneath that formidable-looking exterior, but it's safe to assume that, with enough cash in hand, you could get both of those things customized to your taste. As for the price, the old adage of "if you have to ask, you can't afford it" applies – if you can afford it though, few other SUVs offer quite such an over-the-top combination of lavish materials and warzone-ready protection.Mercedes-Benz S-Class by InkasThe S-Class has remained the benchmark in its segment for luxury, refinement, and tech for decades now, but in stock form, it's not going to cut it in an apocalypse. Luckily, the security specialists at Inkas make an armored version of the current-generation S580 sedan, with enough protection to resist assault rifle attacks or hand grenades in the event of a societal breakdown. It's deliberately designed to be as discreet as possible, and at a glance, it looks identical to a regular S-Class, handy if you're trying to blend in with other survivors making the trek to safety. But, almost every aspect of the car has been upgraded in some way, right down to the brakes and wheels.A 4.0L V8 engine making 496 horsepower should provide more than enough poke to make a hasty exit if needed, and an auto-adjusting suspension should keep the ride smooth even if the road gets rough. Inside, the car is exactly as you'd expect an S-Class to be – in fact, you'd have no idea you weren't in a regular executive sedan. If needed, an extensive list of optional extras is available, including a built-in oxygen supply, strobe lights to blind potential attackers, and a thermal night vision camera for stealthy navigation in the dark. Pricing varies depending on the exact spec you pick, but the full armored conversion with all extras ticked can reportedly cost more than $500,000, and that's excluding the price of the S-Class donor vehicle.Iveco Daily Arctic TrucksThe apocalypse could arrive in many forms, but one of the more plausible scenarios given the current global unrest is that nuclear war breaks out and the resulting debris that's propelled into the atmosphere from explosions causes a nuclear winter. In that case, you'll need a vehicle suitable for traversing cold, icy conditions, like the Iveco Daily by Arctic Trucks. The extra-large tires are designed to help it traverse through deep snow with ease, and the storage compartment at the rear will be invaluable for carrying supplies of food, medical equipment, and fuel.These trucks are primarily built for commercial expeditions, and so they're designed to run in extremely low temperatures while keeping the crew inside protected from the elements. Extra features like a winch should come in handy if the truck does happen to get stuck, or more likely if you come across any other survivors who need rescuing while on your travels.Unicat Terracross TC78 Family SuiteIt's all well and good having a vehicle that can reach the most remote corners of the globe, but if you've got a family to think about, you'll want to make sure they can all come along for the ride. This is where an expedition truck like the Unicat Terracross comes in: it's essentially an all-terrain RV, complete with all the amenities you'll need to make life comfortable while taking refuge in the wilderness. It's available in various sizes, with the largest of those being the TC78 Family Suite, which can fit up to six people.There's one double bed at the rear of the truck and three bunk beds, along with a bathroom containing a toilet, shower, and basin. An electric hob, oven, microwave, fridge, and freezer are all fitted, so if food and supplies are in short supply, you'll be able to stock up. Like most of the vehicles here, prices vary depending on spec and size, but a high-spec 6x6 expedition vehicle is currently on sale second-hand through Unicat for €1.08 million (roughly $1.18 million), so expect to pay even more for a new one.BMW X5 Protection VR6Driving a huge all-terrain truck or military-style SUV might be useful in an apocalypse, but it'll also attract unwanted attention. Even the Mercedes S-Class above will still mark you out as someone with a lot of money, and so to avoid those issues it's best to stick with a more everyday car. The BMW X5 is one of the best-selling luxury vehicles in the U.S., with over 82,000 examples sold in 2022 alone. It'll blend in very well with everyone else on the road, yet with BMW's Protection VR6 pack, you'll be safer than any of them.The VR6 grants protection against gunfire from the likes of an AK-47, attacks with TNT or hand grenades, and shock waves from explosions. A 4.4L V8 making 530 horsepower is on hand for escaping attacks, while specially modified M suspension ensures there's no body roll from the extra weight gain. The car is built to look virtually identical to a regular X5, so there's no way of anyone else knowing you're driving an armored vehicle – in a situation where appearing to have lots of resources might make you a target, that's a definite bonus.Knight XVIf the Rezvani Tank has too many gadgets and the Dartz Prombron seems overly lavish, then Canadian automaker Conquest Vehicles' Knight XV might be the best option for an armored luxury SUV. Inside, it's a little more restrained than either of the former two, with reclining rear seats that aim to mimic a first-class aircraft cabin. All the usual executive car hallmarks are present: there's an optional built-in TV, the seats are controllable via an iPad, and nearly every surface is coated in plush leather.It might be typical luxury car fare on the inside, but its exterior is anything but. The XV looks like something that rolled straight out of a warzone, with prominent armor plating and chunky tires designed to run flat even if they're hit with gunfire. The automaker's CEO claims that everyone from NBA players to Middle Eastern sheiks are among the customers for the truck, so if you want to get your hands on one, you might have to get on a waiting list first.Inkas Riot Control VehicleIt might not be quite as handy in a climate-based catastrophe, but if war breaks out or there's a virus that turns hordes of people into zombies à la "The Walking Dead," having a vehicle that can clear people out of the way might come in very useful. The Inkas Riot Control Vehicle is a great option here: it's built with a large ram on the front to shove people aside, or vehicles if necessary, thanks to the 1,000 lb-ft of torque on offer from the Cummins diesel engine. High-pressure water jets can be used to disperse attackers, while the armor plating will withstand both gunfire and debris from explosions.There is a caveat: as it stands, Inkas will only accept orders for the vehicle from law enforcement or vetted commercial operators, and civilians can't buy one. So, you have two options: set up a private security firm and buy one through your company, or wait for Inkas to relax its purchasing rules in the event of an impending apocalypse. Since security equipment is undoubtedly going to be in high demand in the event of a catastrophe, it's the former option that might prove the smarter investment... that is, if you can convince Inkas that you're trustworthy enough to buy one in the first place.