Brataffe/Wikimedia CommonsIf you are a gearhead, you probably grew up dreaming of the promised land in Germany — not the Nürburgring, the Autobahn. For those not privileged enough to visit in person, these are our favorite Autobahn top speed videos. It is the ultimate driving mecca, a network of pristine asphalt with certain sections where you can legally wind up the speedometer of your rented car to the max. But before you step off the plane in Frankfurt, march up to the rental counter, grab the keys to a turbocharged BMW 3-Series, and plan to bury your right foot into the carpet completely, you need to understand something crucial. The Autobahn isn't a lawless wasteland like the Wild West.It is a precision-engineered ecosystem populated by some of the most rigorously trained, lane-disciplined drivers on the planet. German driver's licenses cost thousands of dollars and require months of intensive theoretical and practical training, meaning the people around you actually know how to handle a vehicle at high speed. If you treat this highway like an all-you-can-eat buffet spread, without understanding the intricate system that keeps it functioning, you will either end up broke from the steep fines, targeted by an incredibly angry local, or get intimate with a guardrail. There are some interesting rules for driving on the Autobahn. For example, it is illegal to run out of fuel on the Autobahn. Also, contrary to popular belief, there are speed restrictions on sections. Overtaking from the right is also forbidden. Here are five rules you need to know before you hit the Autobahn.AdvertisementAdvertisementRead more: 11 Factory Cars That Can Hit 60 MPH In 3 Seconds Or LessNo speed limit is a lieHannes Grobe/Wikimedia CommonsLet's dispel the single biggest myth surrounding German highways. The entire stretch of the Autobahn does not let you drive at Mach 3 speed with total impunity. In reality, about half of the Autobahn system features strict, enforced speed limits, due to urban congestion, historic accident zones, or structural vulnerabilities. Furthermore, massive dynamic digital gantries hovering over the highway can instantly drop the limit to manage heavy traffic flow, respond to extreme weather, or to protect construction crews. That's one reason why some enthusiasts counted driving on the Autobahn among their worst driving experience in foreign countries. To hit maximum velocity, you need to keep your eyes peeled for the holy grail of global traffic markers -– a white circular sign with five thin, diagonal black lines slicing cleanly across it. This is the magical "end of all restrictions" zone. Once you pass this marker, the official advisory speed limit is a healthy 81 mph, but you are legally free to find out your vehicle's top speed. However, the exact moment you hit a section marked with a standard numerical speed limit, you'd better hit the brakes immediately. Hidden speed cameras, radar traps, and undercover police vehicles are absolutely everywhere, and German law enforcement does not look kindly on clueless tourists claiming they missed the sign.The left lane is for passing, periodEwald Ehtreiber/Wikimedia CommonsIn the United States, cruising casually in the left lane and being aggressively passed on the right by a rusted Honda Civic is often seen as normal, even if left-lane cruising is illegal to some degree in most states. Try that exact stunt in Germany, and you are in for a bad time. Lane discipline on the Autobahn isn't just a polite suggestion or a matter of highway etiquette. It is an absolute, non-negotiable legal mandate known as Rechtsfahrgebot. The rule dictates that you must always drive in the rightmost available lane. You move to the left lane exclusively to overtake a slower vehicle, and the moment you clear that vehicle, you get back over to the right lane. AdvertisementAdvertisementUndertaking –- passing a slower car on the right side –- is strictly illegal and carries eye-watering financial penalties. If you are cruising in the passing lane and suddenly see a fast-approaching vehicle flashing its high beams and honking, they aren't being rude. They are notifying you that you are breaking the law, blocking the flow of traffic, and creating an incredibly dangerous situation. Get out of the way immediately.Running out of gas is a criminal offenceDirk Ingo Franke/Wikimedia CommonsPicture this nightmarish scenario: You're doing a glorious 145 mph down a sweeping stretch of unrestricted highway, the engine is drinking premium fuel like a thirsty cargo ship, and, suddenly, the low fuel warning light pops aggressively onto your dashboard. You glance at the GPS and assume you can stretch it, thinking you'll make it to the next rest stop. You don't. The engine sputters, dies, and you are forced to coast your rental car onto the narrow shoulder of the highway.In the United States, running out of gas makes you the star of an annoying AAA call. In Germany, it makes you a legitimate criminal target for the Autobahnpolizei. German law strictly dictates that stopping on the Autobahn for anything other than a completely unavoidable emergency –- such as a catastrophic mechanical failure or an active multi-car pileup -– is explicitly forbidden. Because tracking your fuel level is entirely within your control, running dry is legally classified as human negligence. By stopping on the shoulder of a road where cars are legally flying past at nearly 200 mph, you have introduced a massive, deadly hazard into the ecosystem. Expect a punishing fine, potential points on your international driving record, and a stern lecture from the responding officers.Master the RettungsgasseHubert Berberich (HubiB)/Wikimedia CommonsDespite the myth of the perfectly flowing German superhighway, massive traffic jams absolutely happen, especially during peak European holiday seasons or when a freight truck jackknifes up ahead. When the traffic gridlock inevitably hits, the highway undergoes a fascinating, highly synchronized safety transformation that looks like a beautifully choreographed flash mob.AdvertisementAdvertisementThe moment traffic grinds to a sudden halt or even gets to a crawling pace, drivers are legally required to immediately form a Rettungsgasse, which translates to an emergency corridor. The execution of this rule is simple but brilliant: If you are driving in the far left lane, you must steer your vehicle as far to the left edge of your lane as humanly possible. If you are in any other lane to the right, you must pull as far to the right edge of your respective lane as possible, utilizing the space right up to the line. This collective movement instantly carves out a wide, completely unobstructed lane right down the middle of the stationary gridlock for police cruisers, fire trucks, and ambulances to race through. The most important thing to remember is that you cannot wait until you hear the distant wail of an emergency siren to shift over — the corridor must be proactively established exactly the moment the traffic stops moving.Objects in the mirror are much closer than they appearEmpty road/YouTubeYou may feel like an absolute highway god because your rental-spec sedan is humming along smoothly at 100 mph (here are some of our favorite Autobahn cruiser picks). You glance casually into your rearview mirror, notice a tiny pair of headlights roughly a quarter mile back, and decide it's the perfect time to pop out into the left lane to pass a line of slow-moving semi trucks.That choice is a massive, potentially fatal mistake. That tiny spec in your mirror could easily be a Porsche 911 GT3 RS, a modified Mercedes-AMG E63, or an Audi RS6 Avant rocketing forward at a staggering 185 mph. At those hyper-quick velocities, the speed differential is immense, and a high-performance vehicle will close a quarter-mile gap in just a matter of fleeting seconds. Before you even consider flicking your turn signal and stepping out into the passing lane, you need to look twice, calculate the closing speed of oncoming traffic, and ensure you aren't about to cause a terrifying high-speed braking emergency for the car behind you. On the Autobahn, the stakes are incredibly high, reaction times are halved, and total, unblinking situational awareness is your absolute best friend.Want more like this? Join the Jalopnik newsletter to get the latest auto news sent straight to your inbox, and follow us or add us as a preferred search source on Google.AdvertisementAdvertisementRead the original article on Jalopnik.
