Someone's Ex Turned This Cadillac CTS Into a Rolling Confession Booth, and Now It's Headed to AuctionBreakups end in all sorts of ways. Some people delete photos. Some people burn letters. And apparently, at least one person in the Philadelphia area decided the more cathartic route was a can of white spray paint and a rear-wheel-drive Cadillac CTS sedan.Cadillac CTS Auction DetailsCurrently sitting in a Copart yard in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, is a 2014 Cadillac CTS that has clearly seen better days, and not because of a deer strike or a fender-bender in a grocery store parking lot. The listing's own damage code doesn't mince words: the primary damage here is simply "Vandalism," and one glance at the photos tells you everything the paperwork won't. The CTS's black paint has been turned into a canvas, with scrawled accusatory messages covering the doors, quarter panels, and trunk. The windshield has been smashed into a spiderweb of cracks, and a side mirror dangles by its wiring like it's trying to make a break for it.Whatever prompted this particular act of automotive therapy, we'll let you fill in the blanks. Copart isn't in the business of relationship counseling, and neither are we.AdvertisementAdvertisementThe good news, if you can call it that, is the CTS apparently still has some fight left in it. The listing marks the car as "Run and Drive," confirming both that the engine starts and the transmission engages under its own power. So underneath the impromptu graffiti and the shattered glass, there's still a functioning 2.0-liter turbocharged four-cylinder sending power to the rear wheels through an automatic transmission, the same formula that made the third-generation CTS a genuinely good-driving alternative to German sport sedans when it launched.This particular example has racked up 107,817 actual miles, wears a Pennsylvania Certificate of Salvage title, and comes to auction courtesy of Bristol West Insurance. The estimated retail value is listed at $7,115.50, though given the cosmetic and glass damage on display, whoever wins this lot will need a lot more than a bottle of Goo Gone and a squeegee to get it presentable again. A new windshield, a mirror assembly, and very likely a full repaint are all on the shopping list before this Caddy can show its face in public again.The lot heads to auction on July 10, with bidding starting at $150 or a Buy It Now option listed at $975, pocket change for a car that, mechanically, still runs and drives. For a body shop, a detailer with a strong stomach, or someone who just appreciates a good story, this CTS represents a cheap way into Cadillac ownership, provided you don't mind explaining to everyone at the gas station why your car looks like it lost an argument with an angry ex.As for the moral of the story: breakups are hard, but so is auto glass. Choose your coping mechanisms wisely.AdvertisementAdvertisementThis isn't the only damaged Cadillac to find its way to auction recently. We also covered a torched Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing that surfaced at an Oklahoma auction, and if spray paint and broken glass aren't dramatic enough for you, a stolen Jeep from a salvage auction hid a full-on Frankenstein build under its hood. Even six and seven-figure exotics aren't immune, as this crashed McLaren Elva chasing a $2 million price tag proves.Photos and listing details via Copart.