When you are 7-foot-1 and weigh over 300 pounds, buying a cool car isn't as simple as walking into a dealership. Shaquille O'Neal's legendary car collection is famous for its extreme modifications—from stretched Ferraris with the gas tank moved forward to give him legroom to custom widebody Dodge Chargers.But for his latest automotive purchase, the NBA Hall of Famer decided the asphalt just wasn't enough. Shaq recently took delivery of something that shouldn't even exist: a fully functional jetboat perfectly disguised as a classic 1964 Chevy Impala lowrider.In a recent video uploaded by the custom builders at Effortless Motors, we get a front-row seat to the delivery and maiden voyage of this absurdly glorious watercraft.The 'Boyz n the Hood' InspirationIf you're going to build a floating classic car, you might as well base it on one of the most iconic lowriders in cinematic history.AdvertisementAdvertisementAccording to the team at Effortless Motors, the boat was a complete, ground-up custom build. "The whole concept behind this one was Boyz n the Hood, Ice Cube's '64 Impala he drives," a representative explained in the video. "We did a replica of it, same color, and it really, really came out amazing".Complete with a golden-brown paint job, classic badging, custom interior, and a windshield that looks like it was ripped straight off a real Chevy, it is a masterclass in weird, wonderful engineering. "We built this from the ground up, does not exist. Literally, he's going to be the only one in the water with a '64 Impala jetboat," the builder noted.If that wasn't enough of a flex, Effortless Motors actually delivered two vehicles to Shaq that day: the Impala jetboat and a matching, actual '64 Impala street car to tow it with.A Thunderstorm Voyage on The ImpalaWhen you deliver a new toy to Shaq, you don't wait for good weather to test it out. Despite a massive, looming Texas thunderstorm with dark clouds and lightning rolling in, Shaq insisted on getting his new water-lowrider into the lake immediately.AdvertisementAdvertisementAfter a hilarious, slightly precarious moment where the massive NBA legend had to carefully lower his giant frame over the windshield and into the driver's seat from the dock, the team gave him the world's simplest boating tutorial."The gas is go, the brake is reverse," the builder explained from the passenger seat.With the V8-esque rumble of the jet engine echoing across the water, Shaq hit the throttle and cruised out onto the choppy lake while it actively rained on them. Despite the weather, the Big Aristotle was grinning ear to ear, proudly declaring himself the "first 7-footer to drive a '64 Impala in the water ever".Whether you are a classic car purist or a boating enthusiast, you have to respect the sheer absurdity of cruising the lake in a mid-60s Chevy.