2nd Annual Oscar Mayer Wienie 500 Cuts the MustardDOUGMATHEWS_PHOTOGRAPHY.com (DOUGMATHEWS_PHOTOGRAPHY.com)Who would taste victory? Would would relish a win? Who would haul buns to glory?These were the questions as six 29-foot-long Oscar Meyer Weinermobiles lined up on the grille, er grid, for the second-annual Oscar Meyer Weiner 500. The answer? It was all chopped liver, since all six looked alike and no one knew who was driving anyway.The Indy 500 may take place Sunday, May 24, but it can’t cut the mustard like the Oscar Meyer Weiner 500 held two days before, “Where the elite race their meat.”AARON SKILLMAN (AARON SKILLMAN)“Ya gotta get your weiner to the inside faster than they can make the move from behind,” says the on-air analyst. “Conditions here are slippery, not yet wet, but how does that make the handling of your weiner different?”AdvertisementAdvertisementIn the end, it was Chi-Dog that outbunned the competition. Sunday’s race may not be as saucy. Don’t burn out. There was no doubt quite a grilling for the losers in the post-race meetings. Okay, enough hot dogging, frankly. See you Sunday for lunch. Ketchup with ya later.
